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The Curse of A-Rod

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Well, lookie there, the Boston Red Sox slayed the mighty Yankees in 7 games after being down 3 games to 0. The greatest comeback in Baseball playoff history. (Incidentally, the feat had been done before by 2 hockey teams, the 1942 Maple Leafs and the 1974 Islanders) And I can tell you the minute the Yankee ghosts gave up on this year’s Yankees. Gave up and stopped supporting the team. It was when A-Rod made his extremely Bush League play, slapping the ball out of the pitcher’s glove before being tagged on the way to first base.

I’m no Yankees fan, in fact, I really don’t like them. They always freaking win and the fans are so smug about it. And now that I’m living in New York, it’s even more apparent that the only thing this town can care about sometimes is the freaking Yankees. It’s good to see them finally understand the sorrow of having your throat stepped on.

Now, I come from Dallas. I have previously experienced A-Rod and the things he brings to the game. And until that moment in game 6, I never knew he had that level of cheating in him. It was a pure shame. But it reminded me of something I noticed with A-Rod and the team he’s on and the team he has recently left. I know he hasn’t moved that much, but a small pattern is developing, and I call it “The Curse of A-Rod”, which is this:

The team he vacates becomes much better, and the team he comes to either becomes much worse, or gets close, but will never win it all.

Cases in point:

He leaves the Seattle Mariners for the Texas Rangers (oh, and $250 Million over 10 years). The Mariners go on to make the playoffs and generally have some success. The Texas Rangers begin 3 years of finishing dead last. Sure, they have the best player in the game at Shortstop, but the loses pile up.

Then last winter, the Rangers finally realized their mistake and sent A-Rod to the only team whole could afford the excessive contract, the New York Yankees. And to shine it on, the Rangers were left paying $7 Million of each year. So the Yankees get the best player in baseball to add to their amazing All-Star lineup and they get the Rangers to pay for part of his salary!

So up starts the 2004 MLB season. The Rangers are in first place (!!) for the better part of the Spring and the Yankees were well behind Boston in the AL East. I knew then that my theory had some weight. But, I had doubts coming down the home stretch. The Rangers faltered and failed to make the playoffs, but I can say they were a much improved team from the previous 3 years. And the Yankees had won the AL East.

And of course, I really thought my theory was toast after the damned Yankees beat the Red Sox 19-8 to go up 3 games to none. But then, the Curse kicked in. The Yankees were 2 outs away from this year’s World Series and they had their “lights out” closer on the mound. But, fortune smiled on the Boston Red Sox and they went on to clobber the Yankees for 4 games giving my curse more strength.

The Baseball Gods have decided that maybe seeking to be the game’s highest paid player isn’t the best attribute for a player, and have forever cursed him and his team to never win it all.

But then again, I could be wrong…but it’s fun to think about.

2 Responses to The Curse of A-Rod

sparky said on 7/20/2005 at 1:57 pm

bah, you’re just a bitter fan. i started watching the yankees in the late 70s, and during the 80s (the bronx zoo years), when no one wanted to come to the yankees, and the only people who did want to come were mercenaries and surly and we had to over pay to get them here. tartabull, ken phelps, rickey henderson (twice!), ruben sierra the first time, and all these other crappy players like andy hawkins, melido perez, john candelaria and lee guettermanand. so now the yankees started winning, with a team everyone should admire (tino, bernie, jeter, brosius, pettite, wells, and such), and now people are all angry. just a bunch of bitter bitter people. why doesn’t anyone hate the bulls? the patriots?

yankees rawk!!!!

Leopolean said on 10/11/2005 at 9:03 am

I think the curse is alive and kicking! A-Rod bats a paltry .133 in the Divisional series and hits into a double play in the bottom of the ninth with Jeter on base. I thought he was going to cry. I am surprised he didn’t try to interfere with the play (remember last year).

Face it Yankee fans, Jeter is clutch, A-Rod is cursed.

And to answer the previous post, no one hates the Patriots because they have to deal with a salary cap and they still win. They play as a team, not like a bunch of bought all-stars. Guys on the Pats take pay cuts just to stay on the team. I don’t know anyone on the Yankees willing to take a pay cut to stay. For the Yankees it is all about the money. That is why they are hated.

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